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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Little Linkie Love

I'm not quite sure what to make out of that picture. On the one hand, it's strangely erotic. On the other hand, I want to punch her in the gut and make her swear that she never performs her special circus trick again. I'm not advocating violence against women, of course, but if you have a girlfriend who can do what the creature in the picture is doing, give her a wallop and tell her The Mayor sends his regards. I suppose that in a way, I am advocating violence against women. However, I'm only advocating violence against women who look like they are holding a giant penis' hostage in their stomach.

I thought I saw everything MMA had to offer, until I saw this. Did that last sentence make any sense?

I'm not even sure that Blazing Cat Fur would approve of this bad boy.

I'm a big fan of media bloopers, and if you are, then we should meet one day and reminisce about our favourite all-time media bloopers. Maybe we can do it over a spot of tea.

Out of the 100 Greatest Movie Posters on this site, I figured out that I have seen 92 of the movies in question. Yes, my life is full of riches.

Shoplifting is obviously a crime, but is shopdropping? Maybe we can discuss this over a spot of tea some day.

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