Mugshot Of The Week

This is a story and lesson on how looks can be deceiving. Betty Johnson Neumar looks like a typical old person--sweet and short, mostly wrinkly and a pretty bad dresser. While she may be short, wrinkly and a fashion abomination, she certainly isn't sweet.

The 76 year old Betty Johnson Neumar was charged with hiring a hit man to off her last husband. Now it seems, the families of her previous four husbands are coming forward, wondering if Betty was responsible for their untimely demise. According to various articles, they may be on to something.

What have we learned today? We learned that although old people look innocent and sweet, the majority of them are cold-blooded, ruthless killers with no conscience. It is in society's best interest to exterminate the elderly before they kill again.

The other thing I learned is that even though Betty Johnson Neumar is a GILF, I'm taking her off my fantasy list as a safety precaution.

Mark Nicodemo sent me this article, mostly because he cares