Dating Service Caters To The Beautiful

An online dating service that weeds out ugly people and only accepts beautiful people is coming to Canada. As you can expect, not everyone is happy about it:

Prospective members of the BeautifulPeople Network submit a picture and profile, and other members of the opposite sex rate the applicant over a 72-hour period, deciding whether they're worthy of joining the coveted community.

The online service even goes so far as to advertise a ban on ugliness -- something the managing director says is more a reflection of reality than evidence of arrogance.

"If you're in a bar in a romantic situation and you're going to approach someone with a romantic inclination, you're going to approach someone you're attracted to, at least initially," Greg Hodge tells Canada AM. "There's certainly nothing shallow about that, it's human nature."

Some people feel that a site that caters to only beautiful people is shallow. Some folks have said that the owners of the site are ignorant and that character counts more than looks. I would personally like to address the people that have made those comments: Shut your mouths, you ugly gremlins.

Who in their right mind could possibly get upset at a site that caters to the scrumptious and the delectable? Not I. There are plenty of gathering places for the disgusting and the nauseating. Like a mirror, or a family picnic.

As for the good looking? Leave them alone and let them breed. We have a world full of obscene and detestable urchins, we have very few gorgeous and attractive humans to balance the scales.

Let's face it, the only thing shallow in this world is the good-look pool that the nasty and vile swim in. Actually, it may be a deep pool. I suppose it depends on who you ask.

Booya