Little Linkie Love

Sure, she charges $300.00 for an oil change, but let's not kid ourselves, she does some fine work.

I'm thinking about running the Little Linkie Love every day. Typically, I have run a big Linkie Love once a week and made a production out of it, but this LLL is a bit easier to do. Plus, I know not of a soul who doesn't enjoy a good link. And since most of you people can be classified as *normal* or semi-normal, or borderline normal, I think you fall into that demographic of someone who would enjoy a good link. BTW, I just gave you a major compliment, I called you borderline normal.

So if you have a link that you would like to share with your constituents, just drop me an email and I'll put it up. Or ridicule you. Either way, the sun is shining and I got sex last night.

This is the third giraffe fight I have seen in the last two weeks. Someone from the MMA should sign these guys up, they're great entertainment.

Match The Boob Game is fun for the whole family. It's true, I don't know if you come from a dysfunctional family that let's your children look at semi-pornographic material. For all I know, you could be a Lohan or a Hilton. Regardless, the game is fun, there is no nudity, so, in a sense, it's safe for work.

I think 100 Words & 100 Pictures is a new way of viewing your news through a visual medium. To make sense of what I just typed makes you some sort of genius. I guess I don't know what 100 Words & 100 Pictures is really about, but I love pictures, so it makes me happy.

How well do you know your foods? Not well, right? Right. Still, taking the Which Item Has More Calories Test may just put you on the road to better eating habits. Most likely though, you can't see the road due to your tremendously obese belly. I don't care though, you're loved for your brain, not your obese belly.

In the *wow, that doesn't suck* category, a Firestorm in a Tornado should keep you slack-jawed for a few minutes. Just enough time for that bitch in the next cubicle to yours to steal your pudding cup.

Adios