Obama (pbuh) And His Military Family

Speaking to an ABC reporter on Memorial Day, Barack Hussein Obama (pbuh) related some stories of how his family helped in various war efforts:

Obama also spoke about his uncle, who was part of the American brigade that helped to liberate Auschwitz. He said the family legend is that, upon returning from war, his uncle spent six months in an attic.

It was the Soviets that liberated Auschwitz, of course, and after being reminded of that fact (not by the reporter, because she doesn't know anything about history and is probably an Obamamatic cyborg), Barack's spokesman (not Barack, because he might have said his uncle liberated Scotland of some shit like that) had this to say:

Obama's campaign clarified the comments about the candidate's great-uncle liberating Auschwitz, saying Obama was "mistaken," and was referring to Buchenwald, not Auschwitz.

Everyone makes mistakes, and I'm sure that Barack Hussein Obama (pbuh) meant to say his great-uncle helped liberate Buchenwald. What I don't believe is that Barack Hussein Obama (pbuh) really gives a shit whether he did or not.

To me, if I was so proud that my great-uncle liberated some place, I sure as hell would remember what the place is called. Obviously, if it meant so much to Obama (pbuh) he would have told that story a hundred times before, there is no way he would miss a detail that important. It's not as if the Buchenwald part is just part of the filler to a story, that IS the story.

I could understand if Obama (pbuh) didn't know the fine details of the story, like what rifle his great-uncle used, but saying Auschwitz instead of saying Buchenwald is too great a detail to miss. Make no mistake about it, Obama (pbuh) couldn't give a fiddlers fuck about his great uncle or what he did in the war. Obama was trolling for votes by trying to position himself on the same side of the military and got caught bullshitting. Again.

The truth will one day set that little prick free