Fran & Rosie Are The New Thirty

The final sign of the apocalypse is upon us, as a sitcom called "The New Thirty," starring Fran Drescher and Rosie *shove that double burger in my mouth* O’Donnell, will soon be making it's television debut:

It's slated to center around high school friends on the verge of a midlife crisis who live in the same apartment building in Manhattan.

"It's kind of 'Sex and the City' but we ain't getting any," Drescher tells the magazine. "It'll probably be more like 'The Odd Couple.' I'll be Oscar and [Rosie will] be Felix."

Actually, Rosie is more like Oscar and Fran is more like Felix. You see, Oscar has a penis, like Rosie, and Oscar was a filthy pig, like Rosie. On the other hand, Felix took it in the bum, like Fran, and after listening to Felix' nasally voice for more than 10 seconds, you just wanted to reach into the tv, pull him out and beat his knuckles with a ball-peen hammer until they snapped like Rice Krispies, like Fran.

So, the comparison was close, but not exact.

The New Thirty--new meaning to the words *idiot box*