Little Linkie Love

The picture makes me laugh not because of the perverts snapping pictures of the young girl, but because they decided to blur out the faces of the men that are taking upskirts of the young woman. That makes me think that there is a possibility that the young woman is a whore. Or worse, a Scientologist. Whatever, I'm eating steak tonight!

Mark Nicodemo sent me a link that got me all riled up the other day. It seems that Major League Baseball is dropping the hammer on Little League clubs, ordering them to change their names or buy their uniforms from MLB. I suppose MLB doesn't have enough money and is tired of being pushed around by six year olds.

Long story short: In the 90's pop-culture historian Bill Geerhart started a letter-writing campaign to some of the most notorious people in the US. He posed at a 10 year old boy, and the responses he got back were amazing. Even murderers couldn't turn down the chance to try to help little Billy out. This is pretty funny, give yourself 10 minutes to read through.

Take steroids and look like this in 16 weeks.

Do you know how to properly remove most of the seeds from a watermelon? You don't? People are counting on you, don't drop the ball like you did last summer with the coleslaw.

Most of us abide by the 5 Second Rule--if something drops on the ground you have 5 seconds to pick it up and eat it before it spoils. Well, some killjoys decided to do an experiment to see if the 5 second rule is correct. I hate researchers.

Enjoy your hump day, your lovely lady hump day.