Mugshot Of The Week

I'm pretty sure this is what you get when you cross Tyra Banks and James Brown.

I'm sure having long, flowing locks like the perp in question has, will pay dividends when he's bunked under Bubba the Anus Detroyer. From what I hear, Bubba likes a little hair to pull while getting his smooth on.

Tyra Brown, or James Banks, or whatever you call yourself, you are one lucky guy!