Friday Night Man Flesh - A New Hope

For far too long we have had to contend with Lisa and her female biased perceptions of Man Flesh. So tonight we are opening a new front in the battle against *BITCH* Mitchieville has recruited a new warrior to hoist our standard and take the fight to *BITCH* in their own backyard. I now turn things over Logan, after all who better to judge Man Flesh than a man?


First, I want to say how excited and honored I am to be given a temporary work visa here at Mitchieville. Loganotron and Mitchieville found each other over pictures of a naked hockey player who shall not be named (don't want the lawyers threatening me again...). Since it was pictures of manflesh that brought us together, Reg and I thought: What better way to collaborate than for me to share my homosexual talent for spotting hot men with the readers of Mitchieville? So, here we go. Manflesh from a man's perspective.

This is Marco. He is a man of many looks. He's also an aspiring actor who sleeps with smoking hot women (or so he says). He caught the eye of the homosexual blogosphere when he did a full frontal scene in a d-list gay movie. (Click here if you really want to see Marco in all his naked, muscly splendor! NSFW: You've been warned.)

By showing off his peen and his abnormally large schnuts, Marco went where few other Hollywood actors dare tread. Even Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger (Hera bless him, may he RIP) didn't show us the goods in that gay cowboy movie. (Yeah, yeah, I know, you're like: "Wait, what about that naked lake scene?" Well, the answer is those were body doubles and it didn't count because you couldn't see the good stuff anyway!)

Marco is 24 years old and the future father of my children (he just doesn't know it yet). As you may have guessed, he loves to swim, adores little dogs, and smokes so that he looks like a badass. I heard a rumor that he loves reading Loganotron and has been asking his agent about meeting the author. I know, I know. Totally flattering... But, you know how Hollywood rumors go -- most of them are just made up by bloggers to begin with. ;)



Oh, and if you're a straight guy who's feeling a little awkward about admitting that Marco is one hot piece of manmeat, I understand and I'm here to help. This next picture is Marco with a hot artsy goth chick. Just tell yourself that it's the hot goth chick you're ogling and your hetero masculinity will remain firmly intact.

Until next time, remember: Studies show that a weekly dose of Manflesh actually improves your heterosexual health!


Say it loud say it proud - not tonight *BITCH*!

Posted by Reg and Logan