Friday Night Man Flesh

Many of you will recognize this fine specimen as my campaign manager and intended deputy mayor, Darcey. Certain cabinet ministers who shall remain unnamed should be reminded that Darcey can be one mean dude if provoked. Beware of his moccasin covered feet.

This is Ned. I downloaded this picture from Reg's camera that Fenris kindly delivered to me upon request. In exchange, I have promised to distribute packets of prune mush next Tuesday at the Mitchieville Central library before the scheduled meeting of *BITCH* members.

This sizzling piece of man flesh is my newly hired sous chef. Jeff just got back from Iraq and is eager to work with me. When he is not helping me cook, Jeff patrols the neighbourhood looking for potential enemies.

This is my faithful bodyguard and chauffeur YY. No further explanation is needed.

More than half of Mitchieville is made up of heteronormative females. When you include the number of gay men in town, the logical result is that man flesh is preferred over female flesh. Despite this fact, a disproportionate amount of female flesh continues to be featured. This is discriminatory against the majority and a potential reason to file a human rights complaint against the Mayor and Reg.

I, Lisa, founding member of *BITCH*, and multicultural resident of Mitchieville and London, Ontario, continue to do my part to correct the sexist imbalance that stains the reputation of this fine town.