Introducing The Mitchieville Gun Club

With the snow gone and the first spring flowers peeping out of the ground we can turn our attention to Mitchieville's favourite recreational activity, shooting guns!


The Mayor smiles like a father with a newborn baby in his hands as he proudly displays his gun collection. The Mayor isn't only a member of The Mitcheiville Gun Club, he's the President and Financial Secretary as well. I suggest not asking him where the 2007 membership fees went.



The Hillman Family loves spending time together. Here we see little Sally on the computer helping plan the families next Seal Pup Hunt in Newfoundland while mom and dad substitute having real sex by polishing their guns. Killing baby seal pups makes Hillman feel like a real man. Heck, it makes us all feel like real men. Nice legs Mrs. Hillman!


Marginalized Action Dinosaur and his family take their guns seriously. The reason why they are smiling in this picture is because they just told the photographer he has a 5 minute head start before they hunt him for sport. I'm not kidding, run you stupid bastard!



If Steamboat McGoo looks like a hard ass in this picture it's because he is one bad Mofo. Steamboat has an AR-15, the civilian model of the favourite yankee weapon of death, the M16. Steamboat lives in St. Louis, America's most violent city, so it begs the question: why does Steamboat not have something a helluva a lot more powerful than an AR-15 to protect himself with?



It's not easy being Fenris Badwulf. The sex, the drugs, the shit pay he gets from The Mayor; some days are harder than others. While a devotee of Set, The Snake God, we see that Fenris is paying tribute to a Hindu deity today. I think it's best we don't ask Fenris if that high powered sniper rifle of his is registered with the Canadian National Firearm Registry and just let him relax.



Pseudonym is a solitary fellow. Alone in his Thornhill basement plotting his revenge on Patrick Hillman, one wonders why God would even bring a person like this onto Earth? Look at him - obese, reclusive, never seen a nekkid girl before. I mean come on, he doesn't even have a real name! We should feel sorry for Pseudonym, and then we should use him for live target practice.



You can tell who wears the pants around Kmorris' house. Hubby has a pile of rifles behind him and still looks nervous as hell. Maybe that's because Kate is armed with a handgun and smiles knowing she could easily pop a cap in hubby's skull and dispose of his body without anyone caring. Sleep easy hubby, you're not worth enough money (yet).



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