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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

A Backless Busty Bra

There is good news for all the women of Mitchieville, and possibly elsewhere, that are looking for a bra without the visible back straps:
"The concept of the "6-in-1" was that we tucked the back wings into the sides of the bra," said Cato via email on Monday, April 7. "Basically it was like the standard convertible bra, able to be worn as halter, strapless, et cetera, but also had pockets to tuck the wing into."

Cato said she came up with the idea when looking for a bra to wear with a backless pantsuit for a New Year's Eve party. "But since I had last worn it, bra-less, I had two children, and my cup size had changed." She couldn't find a backless bra anywhere, so she sat down at her dining room table to design one herself, taking apart one of her regular bras and to create a new backless version, which she further developed on "American Inventor" as the 6-in-1 bra.
Why are there so many products designed for women that incorporate the word *wings* in them?

This is a great idea, an idea whose time has come. The sad part is that if this bra catches on, dmorris won't have the pleasure of walking around various malls on his lunch hour, unhooking the bras of unsuspecting women. I'm sure he'll come up with some other way to assault innocent women, he'll just have to outfox them!

If there are any Mitchievillian women out there that end up buying this bra, Fenris mentioned that he would be interested in seeing how it looks first hand. Please send a series of pictures of what it looks like on, and off, to Fenris Badwulf, care of The Mayor's office.

There are two good reasons why you should buy this...

posted by The Mayor at 7:50 PM

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