WalMart Has A New Slogan

Walmart stores introduced its first new slogan in 19 years today, and it goes something like this:

The motto, ``Save Money. Live Better,'' appears in television advertisements starting today and then in print, on store receipts and shopping bags, spokeswoman Melissa O'Brien said in an interview. It replaces ``Always Low Prices.''

I still think my suggestions for a new motto were much better, maybe a little controversial, but better. Huh, you want to know what they are? Glad you asked:

• Destroying North American jobs for nearly 20 years
• We put China on the map
• Our prices are so low we'll put every store within 20 miles out of business--Guaranteed!
• All your communities are belong to us
• Because spatulas really should only cost 7 cents
• When you don't mind lead in your paint and toys...
• The prices are so low because when you only make $5 an hour, that's all you can afford
• From genital wart cream to milk, we have it all

That should do it for now, please feel free to jump in with some of your own.

Bloomberg has it all