The Mayor Is In Demand

I spoke with Toronto city council today at an outdoor session. The council and Mayor David Miller asked me to speak to them today, give them some encouragement and if time permitted, give them some ideas how to cut into the massive $600 million shortfall they have accumulated this year, without making cuts to their special social programs.

Hell yes, for a small fee--$25,000.00--I would be glad to do it. All proceeds from my rabble-rousing and very important speech will go to a very special cause which I fully support--Homeless Cats of Mitchieville (HCoM). Because I care.



After the speech concluded, Mayor David Miller jumped up out of his seat and rushed towards me to congratulate me on a speech that he said was the greatest oratory performance he has ever heard in his life. Although I agreed, I told him if he doesn't let go of my arm in three seconds, I would break every bone in his socialist body.

Guess what? He took his arm off me in less than a nano-second. Victory is mine, nay, victory is Mitchieville's.

Icn bin ein Mitchievillian!!

Vote Mitch for Mayor--October 10, 2007--Four more years!! Four More Years!!