The Mayor Supports Mitchievillian Farmers

Here is a picture of The Mayor supporting the local farmers at the annual Pick a Pear and Save our Farmers event in rural Mitchieville. The Mayor always buys his fruits and vegetables locally and would never dream of buying foreign foods. Sure, The Mayor loves foreigners, but he hates their food.

Where were Lisa and Fenris during this much anticipated annual event? Good question. Some suspect they were laying in a gutter, filled to the brim with a booze and crack hangover. Either way, it's obvious they hate farmers and everything they stand for.


And here's The Mayor enjoying a beautiful, fresh and locally grown pear. The Mayor sure does love the people of Mitchieville, and by the multitude of people cheering him on and chanting 4 more years, 4 more years, it's obvious the people love him, too.