Kanye West Is A Little Bitch

Kanye "GWB hates black people* West, went on yet another tirade after being shut out of all five categories he was nominated for at the VMA's Sunday night:

West, waiting for an elevator in a crowded hallway, began yelling about losing all five categories for which he was nominated, including male artist of the year.

"That's two years in a row, man ... give a black man a chance," said West, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. "I'm trying hard man, I have the ... No. 1 record, man."

And from his sleeve he pulls out the much anticipated race card. The black mans wild card, for it always trumps a straight flush to the ace.

Kanye is right, of course, the black man doesn't stand a chance in the music business, and that's why you never see any black musicians. Personally, the only black musician I have ever heard of is Elvis Presley.

Many of you may think that Kanye West is a crying, sulking little bitch who needs a good thumping. Many of you may think that he is a spoiled puke with too much money and not enough brains. Some of you may think that Kanye West is a pathetic douchebag that should shut his useless mouth up. Wow, I forgot my point. Maybe I was trying to say that everyone is racist and Kanye is a victim. Ya, that sounds about right.

Go West, young cry-baby