The Top 10 Most Revolting Women On The Planet--#4 Britney Spears

Talk about falling from grace. I use to get 2-3 emails a day from horny readers, demanding that I put up more pics of Britney Spears. Now, I put up 1 pic of Britney Spears in a month and I get death threats. MACCO threatened to cut out my eyes with a dull chopstick. Damn, that would really hurt.

Anyone who read Mitchieville a few years ago will remember that Britney Spears was one of The Mayors favourite little princesses. Now, I'd rather put my penis in a gopher hole than even look at a picture of that malformed, insane gnome. Where has my pleasure gone...oh ya, it's gone to Meghan Fox.

I don't know what happened to Britney Spears. Some say after she was KFed a diet of punk yokel for a few years she just snapped. Some tend to think the money and the success made her go snakey. Me on the other hand, I don't give a shit.

Out of all the revolting women on this list, Britney is by far, more useless than all of them. I can hardly see what purpose this creature has on earth, but God is all knowing and all that, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what good she is.

How revolting is Britney Spears? Let's put it this way: Margaret Cho is #6, Britney is #4. Ya, that's pretty effin' revolting.

I made a promise to myself a few months ago that I would stop posting about Britney Spears. The only time I was allowed to was if I continued with the Top 10 revolting list, or if she fell down a flight of stairs. One down, one to go.