Carnival Of The Politically Correct

If there is one thing in life that is gospel truth, it's that everyone and their crazy uncle love a carnival.

There is always excitement in the air when the carnival is in town, people seem a little happier, the birds chirp louder, even old people complain less. That is the affect that carnivals have on people.

Mitchieville is having a carnival, and it's taking place August 2nd. Who's invited to this carnival, you ask? You're invited to the carnival, but only because I like you so gosh darn much. What should you bring? Whiskey and cash are always good, but for this carnival you don't even need to bring that.

You see, this is a special kind of carnival, this is Mitchieville's Carnival of the Politically Correct. It's a chance for every blogger in the universe to submit a post and have the whole world look at it. How is this carnival different than the other carnivals you have seen on the interglobes? For one thing, this carnival isn't going to be shit. There is a possibility that it may even rock your world.

I don't ask much from my Cabinet Ministers, my Senators or my Backbenchers. That's just the way I rock. But I am asking you something now, I'm asking you to submit a politically correct post to The Mayor before the cut off date of July 31. You can use an old piece, a new piece, a copied and pasted piece, a borrowed piece, a blue piece, but for the love of everything righteous, just submit a piece.

I encourage all you lurking, non-commenter perverts that have a blog to submit something. You deserve a break, come out of the blogging closet and do something good. No, do something GREAT.

What will this do for you? Why is this always about you? You're going to have to come to the realization sooner or later that the sun doesn't shine out of your ass. However, if you must get something out of this, think of all the glorious exposure you will receive.

Mitchieville is now one of the top 7 blogs in Canada, receiving more than 2.5 million hits a day. And a good sized portion of that can be yours...even if for one day.

As I said, I will need your help. I will need your help to make this the best God damned carnival in the history of carnivals. Let's kick all the other carnivals right in their stupid, small testicles. Let's spit in their faces, let's punch them in the temple. Let us carnival the hell out of every carnival before us!

Are you with me?!!! Buehler? Buehler?

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