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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The Top 10 Most Revolting Women On The Planet--#5 Susan Sarandon

Many of you have looked at the picture I have displayed and asked yourself why on earth is The Mayor displaying a picture of a filthy bag of dish towels. Try looking a little closer, there's actually somewhat of human being lurking behind all that filth. Although you were very close in your assumption that I put up a picture of a filthy bag of dish towels, it's actually Susan Sarandon.

There's a good reason why Susan Sarandon broke The top 5 of The Top 10 Most Revolting Women on the Planet: She earned it. This broad never shuts up. Every time I see her on TV she's yapping about this and that, complaining about the government and Conservatives and all the freedoms she's lost. What a joke. Meanwhile, bitch has more money invested in her ring that you and I will make in 300 years. She might want to invest some of her zillions of dollars and go out and get a decent hair cut.

Why does Susan Sarandon think she's smart enough to preach about the ills of government and society? Because she has a degree in drama (insert laughter here____)from the University of America in Washington. Yup, the same University of America that has put out such great minds as, ahhhh, ummmmm, well, ahhhhhh, how about that guy that walks up and down my street ringing a bell? He'll sharpen any knife in his fancy knife sharpening machine for 25 cents.

Susan Sarandon is a hero to leftists all around America, and for that matter, the world. Keep in mind that other lefty hero's include Algore, Stalin, and of course every leftists wet dream, Che Guevara. She's in good company, you are known by the company you keep.

Some of you might be curious as to how I could possibly put someone on the Most Revolting list when that person has such large breasts. Good question. Maybe 80 years ago when Susan was 18 I might not have been able to do it, but now that she's fossilized and her breasts look like a couple of speed bags, blown apart by b-rank boxers in Philadelphia, it aint hard.

Here's to you, Susan Sarandon, you are the 5th Most Revolting Piglet on the Planet.

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posted by The Mayor at 7:31 PM

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