Kirsten Dunst Is Drunk--Still Gross

Here's Kirsten Dunst coming out of God knows where, going to who the hell knows, to do who cares. Considering she's drunk, bra-less and clearly out of her mind, you would think that would be a turn on. It isn't. My penis is actually trying to retract back into my stomach. And neither me or my penis is very happy about that. Isn't that right, penis? That's right, Mayor, we're not happy at all.

The Drunken Stepfather supplied the pic, take out your anger on him