Michael Vick, victim of racism

As all activists, I was moved to rage at the media coverage of the dogfighting charges against black role model Michael Vick. Since when has dogfighting been a 'crime'?

Racism bites. So why is it that this black role model is singled out for attention? Is it because 'dogfighting' is a crime? or because Michael Vick is black? Where are the white NFL quarterbacks being charged? There are none! This alone is sufficient grounds to have the charges dropped. Better yet, have the police and prosecutors who charged Michael placed under investigation, and found guilty of crimes against political correctness!

Dogfighting is not a crime. The only people who think dogfighting is a crime are people contaminated with Christian 'morality'. Just because dogfighting was suppressed under the racist heteronormative hater state of the Vimy-Ridge-Canadians does not mean that it is wrong. Situational ethics dictates situations may exist where owning a breeding farm for gladiator dogs is perfectly acceptable. Michael Vick is not a member of a privileged group ... so why should he be held accountable? Many cultures celebrate dog fighting. In a multi-cultural state, we embrace diversity, and that means letting people put dogs in a pit and watching them fight. This includes cockfighting, lobster brawls, and mixed species matches. My multi-cultural Canada includes dogfighting.

The whiny right wing fascists have their white underwear in a knot because some of the gladiator dogs were shot, drowned, or electrocuted after the match. Well, so what? What does termination of a fetus have to do with killing? This sounds like an issue in government regulation. Did the Mike Harris conservatives make cuts to the government inspectors that oversee post dog fight dog abortions? Cuts to social spending is the issue here. Maybe if our disadvantaged youth had access to subsidized dogfights they would be less inclined to be forced into youth crime and illiteracy.

Like most activists, I am paid to attend many social events. Some cultures celebrate abortion rights with toddler versus poodle pit matches at family picnics. There is nothing more romantic than taking a first date to the cockfights. The sounds of the crowd, the flying feathers, and the final crow of victory! How romantic! How multi-cultural! What could be more anti-Christian and more Earth friendly than pitting animal against animal in a flesh rending duel of slashing claws and biting teeth? If black role model Michael Vick likes to watch a few dogs bite each other, then who are we to judge? Beyond paying more taxes for inspectors, a registry, and an ombudsman, tell the nosy right wing whiners to shut up.

Turn back the clock to a time when dogfighting, cockfighting, and even gladiatorial games were celebrated. Only when the state can send eco-criminals and Global Warming deniers to hack each other up in a barbarian frenzy at the Air Canada Center can we call ourselves truly free of Christianity. Enemies of the state to the arena! Let them fight packs of dogs, or wallow in mud to wrestle giant iguanas. Let the people be entertained with bread and circuses. The Americans owe Michael Vick an apology, and reparations!

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this at Mitchieville and DustMyBroom