Carnival Of The Politically Correct

The Carnival of the Politically Correct is next Tuesday, have you submitted your piece for this extravaganza yet? C'mon, don't lie, tell The Mayor the truth. You haven't, have you? Shame, shame on you for trying to tell The Mayor a fib. It's okay, I forgive you.

The response for submissions so far has been a little less than spectacular. I'd categorize it as craptastic, bordering on not too shit bad. The cut off date for post submissions for the Carnival of the Politically Correct is next Monday night at midnight. Time is drawing near.

I have a sidebar of people that haven't gotten back to me, Cabinet Members and Senators alike. I'm calling on you to send in your finest politically correct piece to me, I don't care if it's an old post or a new one, I'd like some of your work to grace these pages come next Wednesday.

We are a politically correct website with politically views and politically correct readers. We always say what is right and never cross the line with nasty comments or anything that borders on unsavoury. That's why we need this blasted carnival, to show the world what kind of upstanding, righteous and sheep-like people we really are.

We owe this carnival to the world, we owe it to ourselves, but most of all we owe it to little Timmy, the boy who is in hospital suffering from gonorrhea. He asked me to host a Politically Correct Carnival, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let little Timmy Down.

So let's get at it. Bumf, Ianism, Leather Penguin, Elzbth, Patrick, Two Dogs, Danegerous logic, Richard, Retired Geez, Steve B....let's make Timmy proud of us, let's rock Timmy's diseased world. Everybody...we need everybody. Whether you're on that sidebar or not, you too can join in on the fun.

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You'll be happy you did, I know you have it in you, now unleash your politically correct rage.

Carnival Of The Politically Correct

If there is one thing in life that is gospel truth, it's that everyone and their crazy uncle love a carnival.

There is always excitement in the air when the carnival is in town, people seem a little happier, the birds chirp louder, even old people complain less. That is the affect that carnivals have on people.

Mitchieville is having a carnival, and it's taking place August 2nd. Who's invited to this carnival, you ask? You're invited to the carnival, but only because I like you so gosh darn much. What should you bring? Whiskey and cash are always good, but for this carnival you don't even need to bring that.

You see, this is a special kind of carnival, this is Mitchieville's Carnival of the Politically Correct. It's a chance for every blogger in the universe to submit a post and have the whole world look at it. How is this carnival different than the other carnivals you have seen on the interglobes? For one thing, this carnival isn't going to be shit. There is a possibility that it may even rock your world.

I don't ask much from my Cabinet Ministers, my Senators or my Backbenchers. That's just the way I rock. But I am asking you something now, I'm asking you to submit a politically correct post to The Mayor before the cut off date of July 31. You can use an old piece, a new piece, a copied and pasted piece, a borrowed piece, a blue piece, but for the love of everything righteous, just submit a piece.

I encourage all you lurking, non-commenter perverts that have a blog to submit something. You deserve a break, come out of the blogging closet and do something good. No, do something GREAT.

What will this do for you? Why is this always about you? You're going to have to come to the realization sooner or later that the sun doesn't shine out of your ass. However, if you must get something out of this, think of all the glorious exposure you will receive.

Mitchieville is now one of the top 7 blogs in Canada, receiving more than 2.5 million hits a day. And a good sized portion of that can be yours...even if for one day.

As I said, I will need your help. I will need your help to make this the best God damned carnival in the history of carnivals. Let's kick all the other carnivals right in their stupid, small testicles. Let's spit in their faces, let's punch them in the temple. Let us carnival the hell out of every carnival before us!

Are you with me?!!! Buehler? Buehler?

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