Al Gores Son Busted For Speeding/Drugs--And Prius' Can Go 100 MPH

Al Gore's son, Al Gore III--possibly the worst name in the world--was arrested for speeding in his Prius yesterday. When the po po pulled him over, they also found a small stash of dope:

Al Gore III -- whose father is a leading advocate of policies to fight global warming -- was driving his environmentally friendly car at about 100 miles (160 km) per hour on a freeway south of Los Angeles when he was pulled over by an Orange County sheriff's deputy at about 2:15 a.m.

The deputy smelled marijuana and searched the car, said sheriff's spokesman Jim Amormino. The search turned up a small amount of marijuana, along with prescription drugs including Valium, Xanax, Vicodin, Adderall and Soma. There were no prescriptions found, he said.

It's okay, the kid was driving a Prius, the environment is safe.

This is little Gore's third arrest for various possession charges, but it's okay, he drives a Prius. Baby Gore was released on $20,000 bail, there is no word yet if he got a drive home in another Prius.

The two things that really blew my mind about this whole incident is the fact that Tipper Gore is a breeder, and that the Prius' can go 100 mph. The thing that stands out the least is that Al Gore's son is a drug abuser. Let's face it, if your name was Al Gore III and your father is a zombie, there is no reason why you wouldn't do drugs. Lucky the boy isn't a glue sniffer.

The Gore's--America's bad joke