Victoria Beckham--The Smaller The Grapes, The Sweeter The Wine

After being displayed with the rest of the Old Spice Girls last week, and completely showing them up, Victoria Beckham says she has no idea what all the fuss is about:

"Everyone keeps going on about my t**s - but they're only a 32B."

People really do need to relax and give their heads a shake...boobies...I mean, it seems everyone and their dad are completely obsessed...boobies....with Victoria Beckham's breasts. What we need to realize....boobies...is that there is more to Victoria Beckham....boobies....than a couple of lumps on her chest. She is a living....boobies....breathing, loving....boobies....wonderful person who brings much joy.....boobies....to many people. Let's stop talking...boobies....about Victoria Beckham's chest and concentrate on the ....boobies...type of person she really is.

That is all (boobies)