Happy Americaner Day

On behalf of all Mitchievillian's, we would like to wish our Americaner friends a happy and safe Americaner day.

We understand the excitement you must feel on this most special day. The joy and happiness you must get when you wake up and go downstairs to find all those wonderful presents underneath your special Americaner tree. The expression on the faces of the children as they unwrap their gifts, the pride you must feel as you cook the special Americaner bird for dinner.

You've waited all year for this one great day, now go and enjoy the hell out of it.

This special Americaner day message was brought to you by The Mayor of Mitchieville