Pamela Anderson is Still Bouyant--And Diseasy

I don't know if I've ever used the word *Comical* to describe a woman's breasts before, but I can't help thinking that Pamela Anderson's breasts look like what a 13 year old pre-pubescent boy would draw on a scrap of paper to make his little giggly-assed virgin friends laugh. Even though I take a few shots at Pamela Anderson now and then (only because she's an idiot), I have to say that her breasts have withstood the test of time. And when silicon reaches $60 an ounce, she'll have the last laugh, as she'll have enough dough tied up in her left breast to buy Guyana. That's right, I said Guyana.

Thanks Drunken Stepfather!