Can Caring ever not be enough?

Rarely have I ever been so upset as right now. Even a cup of tea, two chocolate bars, and fetish sex with a Toronto prostitute can make me feel better.

There, hidden amoung your subdivisions and apartment complexes, are the tree and shrub shrines to the god of Global Warming Fighting thunder, Thor, the god of Global Warming Fighting wisdom, Odin, and the god of Global Warming Fighting fertility, Freya. And not far enough from your homes is the Toronto Tree sacred to Mars, not the God of Chocolate. The person who lives in the house (Allison) on the lot (200 Oakcrest) that nutures the tree that is sacred has unearthed some objects during routine summer gardening.

Now the many powers that had put aside their quarrels out of fear of Rome, now take up their swords again. All because of begonias.

How can we stop the latest gossipy war horror fantasy, Fenris?

Its easy! Lets fight Global Warming and The Powers of Evil! Send me your money and I will spend it on gardening supplies in honor of The Toronto Tree Sacred to Mars. Send me your Canadian Tire money that I might buy peat moss and compost.

Your dollars spent by me offer you the bestest value in guilt re-claimation.

I, Fenris Badwulf, forced Sargon to dictate this, while gorging on exquisite delicacies, like a goat in a flower garden.

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