Free Dominos Pizza---For You--Cuz You're Special

When I think about it, most people love a bargain, and most people love free things, but sometimes people really hate things that are free, but very seldomly do people ever hate bargains.

For example, if someone said to you, today you will receive all your petrol (that's a fancy word for gas) for half price, you would be head over heals with excitement and exuberance. But if that same person said that they could infect you with chlamydia for absolutely free, you would think in your head that that is a pretty terrible deal. And it is a bad deal, you don't want chlamydia, it's not for you.

But one thing that is free and it doesn't involve any trips to the walk-in clinic and expensive medications and oral creams, is a free pizza at Domino's. How do they do this for free, you ask? It's simple, the Corporate suits at the Domino's head office in Nowhereville, are insane. They don't have a clue about the value of a dollar. They shouldn't be running a major food emporium, they shouldn't be allowed to manage a lemonade stand. But they do, and now we can rip them blind like the jackals that we are. And if they dare say anything to us we can respond in kind by saying, "Hey, corporate suit, you can kiss the fattest part of my beautiful plump ass".

Simply go fill out a 5 second form--name, email, date of birth--and when it gets close to your birthday you will receive a coupon for a free pizza via email. It's that easy. Pretty sexy, oui?

It's times like these that I wish I came from an immigrant family. That way I could eat free pizza every week for the rest of my life.