Opus and Anthony Are Brave

Opus and Anthony, who I have heard of and never listened to in my life because their names remind me too much of the old *Neil and Bob* or is that what you do, joke, are in tepid water for some pretty vicious on-air remarks:

WASHINGTON - XM Satellite Radio shock jocks Opie and Anthony apologized Friday for airing a homeless man's crude comments that he'd like to have sex with Condoleezza Rice, Laura Bush and Queen Elizabeth.

So what, they want to have sex with three Conservative women, who doesn't? I mean, except for the Queen. What's the big deal?

The remarks were made on their show Wednesday by a guest the duo call Homeless Charlie. As the name of each woman came up, the guest said he would like to have sex with her — using language not fit for print.

Opie and Anthony laughed as they imagined Rice's "horror" while describing a violent sexual encounter in which Rice is punched in the face.

I know many of you are thinking of that Imus character right about now, but the two situations are completely different. Imus called some women nappy headed whores, that's a hate crime. Opus and Anthony merely commented about Conservative women getting assaulted and brutalized, that's free speech.

It's not as if these two wacky knuckleheads have a history of intolerance towards certain groups of people.

The same radio duo was dumped by CBS Radio in August 2002 for running a contest in which they said two listeners had sex in New York's St. Patrick's Cathedral.

Oh.

C'mon, don't you dare cast judgement on these fine, upstanding individuals. I may not agree with their views about smashing women's heads in, or disrespecting organized religion by sullying a church with a horrendous act, but I will defend...actually, no I won't defend them. Let them burn in hell.

If you're looking for a comment from the NOW, don't hold your breath, didn't you read the part where I said these are Conservative women being talked about?

Shock jocks are stupid cocks