Animal Rights Freak Threatens J Lo

Jennifer Lopez and husband (some guy) have added more personal security in lieu of death threats by animal rights activists:

An animal-rights extremist has been sending letters threatening 'to kill her in public, just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears."

A rep for J Lo says that she hasn't beefed up security, she's had the same detail for time immemorial.

Meanwhile, a rep for the peaceful PETA organization had this to say about the whole incident:

"All violence is wrong. But J.Lo needs to stop the real violence she promotes and subsidizes rather than give herself extra protection she doesn't need."

What the? Who the? Whu? Ababitatu? Whuba? Whubit? It sure sounds like this person is saying that if J Lo only stopped wearing fur (the violence she promotes), then she wouldn't need extra security. That sure sounds like a threat to me. And believe me, I'm the master at threats and intimidations, so I know a threat when I hear and or see one.

I'm not a bug fan of J Lo by any means, but I actually feel just a little sorry for her (and her enormous ass) tonight.

As for PETA, I'm going to shoot a dog through the heart with an arrow tonight and eat pooch all weekend. Ya, that's right, and it's going to be a really cute dog, like a golden retriever or a husky.

How can animals have rights?