MindTrap Friday

Since I announced the Sargon bi-weekly newsletter a few days ago, the emails have been pouring in with hosts of Mitchievillian's signing up, not wanting to miss this special piece of history. These are the same people who waited in line overnight for Who tickets in 1982, and for that I commend you.

I should note that Fenris will also be an integral part of the newsletter. Sargon, Fenris, The Mayor, guest writers, you name it, Sargon will have it. I even heard that on occasion Sargon is going to have a hooker give-away. And that my friends, is good clean fun.

I know who has signed up, but I also know who hasn't signed up. I'm like Santa Claus in the sense where I see you when you sign up, I see you when I don't, I see you when you're sleeping, and truth be told, you're quite beautiful.

How do you sign up for Sargon's newsletter? It's simple, just email The Mayor at mitchieville at yahoo.com (replace *at* with @) and put in the subject line "Sign me up for Sargon's newsletter, you well hung stallion".

I'm looking forward to receiving many many many emails today, don't delay, do it right now.

The answers for last weeks MindTrap Friday are thus: a) 14 B) Birds, unlike humans, need gravity to swallow. C)ton

Two smarty panted people answered all three questions correctly last week, Patrick Hillman (who promised to write the occasional piece for The Mayor, but hasn't), and Rob Huck--who is possibly one of the smartest humans of all time.

Both Patrick and Rob will have their framed pictures grace the wall of City Hall for the next week. Congratulations, I'm so proud of both of you that I could vomit.

Here are this weeks questions:

What would happen if an irresistible force (i.e. a cannonball that cannot be stopped by anything) met an immovable object (i.e. a wall that cannot be moved by anything)?

B) How far can a dog run in the woods?

C)Jack Axe charges $5.00 to cut a wooden log into two pieces. How much will Jack charge to cut a log into four pieces?

Don't be shy, leave your messages in the comment box with all the other smarty panted boys/girls/gender- displaced individuals.

So there you have it, another week don't the drain. Good riddance, who needs you anyway, you stinking week. To hell with you, you have sullied me.

Remember to sign up for Sargon's bi-weekly newsletter. You won't get any offers on Viagra or Cialis or anything like that, just buttery Sargon/Fenris and The Mayor goodness, send to your inbox/junk mail folder every two weeks. Ya baby, that's some good shit.