Michigan is Canadian Territory

In only six weeks, our Canadian cannon can be dug into earthworks that command the approaches to the shallow parts of the swift flowing Detroit river, which marks the first line of fortresses guarding the valuable city of Detroit, only some six days march away. Yes, there will be a happy day when our mortars and muzzle cannon bombard our American neighbours when they are at work. They will squeek!

And the price the United Nations is happy to pay: A million men for our Confederate-style Army of London. Based in London, on an as yet unnamed General of Militia (of Ontario) command, our gallant forces do not have the leadership of anything the caliber of Lee of Jackson, let alone Leonidas Polk. We do not have the fighting quality of the historical Confederacy. But, what we do have are their uniforms! And lots of horses and beans. Hurrah!

Only three hundred thousand will become casualties: dead or pensioned. Pretty cheap price in human life, if you ask me. And that starts soon!

The truth is, the only solution to the Indian problem in Canada, is to conqueor America, and give it to them. This will make them shut up. So lets start the shelling.

The Michigan territory is Canadian territory, you American rebels. How dare you insult the king and hurt his feelings by not paying your taxes. Bah. We attack soon!

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.

Next Issue: Our Calvary launches a daring raid and is heard from no more!

cp DustMyBroom