The Mayor's Linkie Love

Sargon approached me with an idea a few weeks ago that I think we should take advantage of immediately. He wants to start a bi-weekly newsletter to be sent out via email to interested Mitchievillian's. I'm all for that.

The newsletter will contain horoscopes, how to use astrology to gain wealth and influence, how to make money on the stock market, reviews, articles not seen on these pages, links, a whole shitload of buttery goodness. Actually, I'm stoked about it, it all sounds so very 2007.

If you care to be included in this bi-weekly newsletter, and who in their right mind wouldn't, simply email me at mitchieville at yahoo.com (replace at with @) and I'll hook you up real good.

I know a few of you will just leave a comment in the box saying sign me up, but I need you to email me to make this all official-like.

Now, let's get linkie luvin', shall we?

I'm sure there are quite a few of you that dream to one day climb mount Everest. Well, you have incredibly stupid dreams because it will never happen. However, looking at a wonderful panoramic picture will have to do you just as well.

Although men rarely care where they urinate, these are still some excellent pictures of some of the best urinals in the world.

Have you ever wondered how to get a cork out of a bottle without breaking the bottle? Oh, I see, you already know how to do it, right? Prove it, pal. Click this smarty panted link and see if you just aren't all talkie and no action.

Pee Wee versus Se7en is well worth the watch, it's much better than getting that report finished for that asshole Mr. Johnson. Eff Johnson and his $20 tie!

Would you ever eat at a restaurant that is suspended 150 ft in the air? Sure you would, you are a very dangerous, live-life-to-the-fullest type of person. I congratulate you on your bravery.

I'm sure many of you will find a page full of baby hedgehogs to be about the cutest thing you have ever seen. Well, you have never seen the baby picture taken of me, naked, on a bearskin rug, with a fork jammed into my baby face. Man, that was so cute.

The title of this clip is, "Shocking martial arts tricks". They are only half right. They are certainly shocking, extremely shocking, but there doesn't seem to be a trick here. I can't tell you any more, my ninja code tells me to shut my mouth.

If you love your country and love your mouse (and I don't mean the mice that live in your vermin infested dwelling), you are going to love click click click. It's a place to go and click click click your country to #1 status. Yes, it's dumb.

A rather well done chart of world obesity proves one thing to me: If you live in a predominantly Caucasian country, chances are you're overweight. Oh well, at least we have ample amounts of food.

My second favourite tie knot is a Windsor. My first favourite is the one Sonja DeSade ties me up with every third Wednesday of the month. Well lookie lookie, it's the third Wednesday of the month. Yummy. 4 different ways to tie as tie is a site dedicated to helping you tie the bestest tie knots on the planet.

There are some very good links in there today, and I'm not telling you which ones are great, you'll have to slup through the crapola ones to get to the great ones, I suppose.

And remember, if you'd like to sign up for the bi-weekly newsletter, send me a quick email and I'll get things going for you. Sargon has spent quite a bit of brain hours creating this pure genius newsletter, you'd be wise to sign up.

Remember, Sargon is watching you.

With love.