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Monday, February 19, 2007

US Scientific Group Calls For Exactly The Same Thing They Called For Last Week...and the Week Before

An American Scientific Group, claiming to be the largest in the world, has called upon world leaders to fund them by giving them hard-earned taxpayer dollars for a cause that is complete bullshit take action on climate change. Among the problems that the group predicts, include:
Predicted problems caused by warming, such as droughts, heat waves, floods, wildfires and severe storms "are early warning signs of even more devastating damage to come, some of which will be irreversible."
That's really going out on a limb to predict the world is going to have floods, storms and fires. That's a Kreskin-like ability that is reserved for scientists and scientists only. Hey Doc, how many fingers am I holding up? Yup, just the middle one.

I remember the days before global warming, when there were no floods, storms or fires. Do you remember that? I sure do. Yup, and there were no wars to speak of, and no crime. And no unemployment, or homelessness, and...
Because the media has covered the story in a "balanced" way, the small minority of scientists who doubt global warming get equal play to that of the 99 per cent who believe the problem is serious, Krosnick said Sunday.
That's very funny. 99% of the worlds scientists believe that the problem is serious? The media is fair and balanced? Wow, whatever they're cooking up in this guys lab, The Mayor wants to smoke some of it.

It smells of global warming in here

posted by The Mayor at 10:31 PM

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