Britney Spears is in Rehab--I Officially Rid Myself of Her

As if we didn't see this coming, Britney Spears has checked herself into rehab:

"Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today," publicist Larry Rudolph said in a statement. "We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those (privacy concerns) of her family and friends at this time."

I wonder why Britney checked herself into rehab, she seemed like such a normal and grounded young lady. Maybe someone slipped her a roofie without her knowing it.

It was about a month ago to this day that Kevin Federline told Britney Spears that she needed to check herself into rehab. On Saturday, I said this on these exact same illustrious pages, "by the time this is over, Kevin Federline will be regarded as the sane one". About three weeks ago, my buddy Jim said this, "That David Suzuki, what an arrogant, useless prick". Although Jim got a wee bit off track with that comment, it's amazing how correct all three of those sentences are.

Amazing I tells ya. amazing.