The Glide Toaster is Making the World a Better Place

My, you're an attractive little toaster, oh yes you are. You are downright adorable. I wish I was a piece of bread so that I could pass through your invisible energy shield and turn into a piece of toast. That would be great. I love you little toaster, I'm glad you graced these fine pages. I would be proud to have you on my kitchen counter, I would show you to all my friends and make a big fuss about you. And they would see exactly what I'm talking about and agree with me. They would say that you are the bestest little toaster in the whole wide world.

I love you. Don't you love the little toaster?