The 10 Most Revolting Women on the Planet--#7 Paris Hilton

I was working at The Shoe Horn, I was the Assistant to the Assistant Manager, when in walked Paris Hilton. I knew it was Paris Hilton from the look of her droopy eye and the smell of slut that permeated the air. She came up to me and asked what I thought would look good on her. I told her a German shepherd. I said to her, what do you want? She said, "I'll tell you what I want", and then became silent. I asked her again, "tell me what you want, what you really really want". She replied, "I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want", and became silent once again. I could see this was getting me nowhere fast.

I decided to keep trying, I was, after all, on a pretty sweet 3% commission rate. "So tell me what you want, what you really really want"

"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna"

"For God's sake, you little herpe machine, spit it out"

"I really really wanna zigazig ha"

What? What in the hell do you mean by that? It's not bad enough that you're an STD rollercoaster, a worthless hump pinata who has seen more wang than a Chinese phone book, but you have to come in here and waste my precious time? You're going on my list. Oh ya, you are truly revolting.

Let's itemize, shall we? Paris Hilton--Worthless? Check. Sewage slop? Check. Riddled with disease? Check. Crap human being? Check. #7 on the list? Check.