Tom Cruise worships the moon gods

Warning: This is NOT a *BITCH* post, because Tom Cruise is not a hunky piece of manflesh, but a washed up cult follower who may already believe he is "Christ-like":

TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

And I suppose Tom will save us all from global warming too? Until he is literally crucified for his views like Jesus, and rises from the dead in front of Hollywood cameras, the world should remember that Tom Cruise's trade is acting.

I, Lisa, founding member of *BITCH*, and multicultural resident of London and Mitchieville, remind you that 99% of the time, celebrities should not be trusted.