The Lovely Vanesa Paradis

This is Vanesa Paradis, girlfriend and baby momma to Johnny Depps two children.



I have to say that is one startling photograph, Vanesa obviously has the perfect face for radio. At least now we know where Saddam hid those weapons of mass destruction. Who would have thought that when Vanesa asked Johnny to bring her back a souvenir from the set of Pirates of the Caribbean that he would actually bring her back scurvy. This broad doesn't need to be fitted with a set of braces, she needs to be fitted for a set of saloon doors. If those front teeth got any bigger you could show movies off them. I showed this picture to Bugs Bunny and he said , "What the fuck's up with that, Doc?" Christ, must cost a fortune for Johnny to keep that chick stocked with carrots.

Thanks to WWTDD for the pic