Mitchieville Nerds, Rejoice!

Hi. This is Scott from LMNOP. I've been working on a secret project for that great humanitarian and lover of mankind. Yes, I speak of course of The Mayor of Mitchieville. You may think he's a hard-nosed SOB, but he's really got a hard-on of gold. It's true. Even though The Mayor makes fun of hard-working Americans -- honest but unfortunate folk with nasty vaginas, like Paris Hilton, Madonna, and Tom Cruise -- it's really because he loves them as people and wants them to be the best people they can be. So what's that got to do with my secret project? Absolutely nothing, I was just rambling.

Anyway, the other day The Mayor says to me, "Scott, your blog is shit, admit it. Don't you think your 8 regular readers would be better off just reading my blog? How about writing something for Mitchieville?" I told The Mayor I would think about it. Then I went out and pissed in his mailbox. Then I felt bad for the Little Danish Girl, who usually checks the mail, so I cleaned it out. But then I remembered he called my blog shit, so I took a crap and put it on his front porch with a note saying, "Hope you enjoy my latest post". But I'm rambling again.

Anyway, even through his rye and ginger haze, The Mayor realizes he has a diverse readership, one with a keen interest in the latest developments in technology and electronic entertainment. Complete dorks, in other words. I guess The Mayor, with his womanly intuition, figured out that I kinda like video games. No wonder he's in charge of the 43rd fastest-growing community of wherever. Anyway, The Mayor asked me if I'd be interested in writing the occassional video game review on his blog. As soon I could wipe the tears away long enough to see my computer screen, I replied that I'd be happy to.

Wow. Look at this. I've already written so much and haven't even gotten into the video game I had in mind. I guess I'll leave that for the next post. I don't want to ramble on for 3,000 words or something. I mean, it's not like I'm Fenris or anything. So I guess you can consider this the popping of my Mitchieville cherry. There is so much wrong in that sentence I don't know where to start.

This post was written by Scott, who is proud of his 8 readers, even if 5 of them are looking for surfing gear. This is the right format, right? I should identify myself at the bottom in a line of all italics, right? Mitchieville City Hall doesn't provide any guidance on this sort of thing, you know.