Mini MindTrap Monday

Today's Mini MindTrap Monday is brought to you by Marisa Miller, Sauvage Swimwear and Use My Computer.

I know that many of you are wondering why we are having a MindTrap game today. Well, while you were out filling your food-hole with turkey and chitlins the last few days, some of us were working hard, trying to put together decent material for you ungrateful bastards to look at for when you returned. Oh man, that was uncalled for, I'm sorry. That whole bastard thing was way out of line. That word, to me, is a billion times worse that the dreaded *N* word. It's funny about the dreaded *N* word isn't it? When you see it typed as the *N* word, you actually say the whole word in your brain, don't you? Sure you do, and you know why? Because you're a racist 347x worse than Michael Richard's.

Why are we having a MindTrap Monday? I'll tell you why:

Starting today, and every day for the next few weeks, or until I get sick of doing this, I am going to ask 1 MindTrap/MENSA question every day. The person(s) who answer the most questions correctly after the two, possibly three weeks, will be the winner. The winner will receive incredible gifts and will be named *MindTrap/MENSA heteronormative/homonormative giant brain winner of the year in Mitchieville*

And you know what else I'm going to do? I'm going to try to stop touching myself inappropriately for two weeks. Yup, I'm fed up with myself, I've pleasured myself for too long and I'm putting a stop to it today.

Fridays answer was:

They're dog biscuits and they use them to appease attack dogs on their routes.

Butch and Dr. I. R. W. J. van Blommestei (I really don't think that's his real name) answered Friday's question correctly.

Here is today's question:

One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here." A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss. The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down. What did the boss do?

Good luck to all the Mini MindTrap contestants, and remember, we can have multiple winners every day, just don't look at anyone else's answers. This is what we call T-H-E H-O-N-O-U-R S-Y-S-T-E-M

Good luck, all y'all.