Inside Mitchieville - November 12, 2006

Even on weekends, the staff at Mitchieville Public Library are working hard for You, the People of Mitchieville.

This is Mitch, standing, and Fenris, reading a magazine. Mitch is not allowed to sign out books anymore because of unpaid fines. Fenris does volunteer work at the library, reading to the blind

Always a multicultural institution, here Fenris reads a technical magazine about taxation methods while the local Imam watches a Canada Film Board documentary on third trimester abortion.

Here is Fenris, using the clippings collection to research a tax increase initiative to support Turpentine production. Lisa is just sitting on the desk, looking at strato-nimbus cloud formations.

The library is a place for everyone! Here, Thurston Howell the Third sips champagne while attending a celebration in his honor at the Palace of the People.

Here, Fenris volunteers his time as a caregiver to help out at the underfunded Mitchieville Health Clinic. The patient responded poorly to waterboarding after questioning the authority of a public librarian. Lisa, in the background, does not like sick people. Mitch's blood alcohol level is too high for him to perform neurosurgery.

I, Fenris Badwulf, worked over the weekend for You, The People of Mitchieville, to prepare this non-partisan, objective, Main Stream Media fact filled post.