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Friday, November 10, 2006

Teacher's Aide Sexes Up Boy

This whole *hot teacher sexes up student* thing has gotten completely out of control:
RAINIER, Wash. -- A former teacher’s assistant accused of having sex with a 15-year-old boy was indicted earlier this week, according to a Longview, Wash. newspaper.

The Daily News reported that 35-year-old Christine Marie Johanson, who worked at Hudson Park Elementary School, allegedly had a sexual relationship with a freshman at Rainier Junior/Senior High School. Further, the indictment also alleges that Johanson forced the boy to have sex with her.

She pleaded innocent Monday to 10 counts of third-degree rape, two counts of third-degree sodomy, 12 counts of second-degree sexual abuse and two counts of furnishing liquor to a minor, according to The Daily News.
Anyone who is in a position of power and abuses a minor must be dealt with in the harshest way. But I find it hard to believe that this 15 year old boy will be scarred for life from an event like this. The only damage this boy has received is the perma-smile he is forced to walk around with for the rest of his life. Okay, maybe he'll have red palms from all the high-fives, but that's about it.

Considering that when I was 15 most of my female teachers looked like something that was pulled from an icy lake, this kid had it pretty good. Let's recap the injustices that were done to the poor bastard: Teacher plied him with booze. Teacher then had sex with the boy. Wow, poor little fucker, where do I sign up?

Hot for Teacher

Thanks to Attu Sees All

posted by The Mayor at 8:43 AM

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