Courtney Love Exposed

Courtney Love has revealed (ha) that she has posed naked for a British magazine that will be released next month:

"This is going to be the next controversy," she told ABC's Dave Alpert, confirming that she had posed for the picture several weeks ago and decided she didn't like the outfits that had been picked out for her.

"Just give me some stockings and a pair of high heels and ... that's it," she said she had told the photographer.

The only person who I would want to see naked less than Courtney Love is....well, actually, Courtney Love is
the last person in the world who I would want to see naked.

I would rather see the naked, rotted corpse of Kurt Cobain than look at the walking disease portal that is Courtney Love. Courtney Love reminds me of the insane street urchin that screams at garbage cans and calls me *Jimmy*, except the crazy street urchin probably doesn't have track-marks on her vagina. I'm not saying that Courtney is a dirty tramp, but she has had more meat enter her in her lifetime than the receiving doors at Burger King. I heard that when Courtney was born, she was the pick of the litter. I also heard that the other things in the litter was a discarded pizza box and some rat entrails. I also heard that the rat entrails was a close second.


It's a love/hate relationship