Latchkey Kid Korner

If your kids are like most of the little illegitamate screamers that Mitch has salted around the city, they you will appreciate how much fun it is to silence them with a magic potion.

Hey Kids! Lets make Magic Potion!

Take some water, and put some dirt in it. Maybe a piece of candy and some spit. Let it sit in the sun for a few days. Pour some of the magic water into Dad's work thermos when no one is looking. Use a strainer (like we used with Caligula's Cookbook Cupcakes!) to remove floating decomposing material from the master batch. Mmmmmm.

This Latchkey Kid Korner is brought to you by Tiny Tot Toys and Munitions, a subsidiary of Mars-Vulcan Heavy Industries.