Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn Split

And an angel loses their wings:

It's not common knowledge, but we're not together anymore, Vaughn told the insider September 13, adding that they solidified the breakup in a long phone conversation. We've split up.

Confirms an Aniston pal: They're 100 percent done.

Apparently it took Vince 3 minutes to break up with Jen, but it took him seven days to break up with her chin. That might not seem funny to you, but in my mind it makes perfect sense.

The only thing that surprises me is that Vince didn't try to run months ago. I can't say that I didn't see this coming, it was as obvious to me as the plank attached to Jennifer Aniston's face. Look at the chin on that cyborg, it's massive. It's like a diving board. It must be impossible to go out with a woman who has a 2x4 for a chin, that must embarrassing for Vince. Jennifer Aniston is frightening looking, she could scare an apple off a tree. Why would Vince want to be tied down to a woman who has a face like a discarded pizza box when he could have a whole host of beautiful Hollyweird women that don't look like they were made in a dirty Chinese factory?

Jennifer Aniston had it coming, the single life is her fate. Eventually everyone leaves Jennifer Aniston. I heard the SPCA won't give her any more dogs because they keep running away. I also heard when they eventually find the dogs they're usually hanging from a tree with a rope around their neck that says, *never again*.

Jennifer will find love again, and like always, it will be fleeting. Jennifer has become no more than a temporary holding station for men's penis'. Jennifer has quickly humped her way down the food chain, going from great to good to no doubt, piss poor, when she starts dating Rob Schneider next month. Anyway, see ya on the lesbian talk show circuit tomorrow, Jennifer.

Friends always

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