Gitmo Prisoners Need Jenny Craig

There are more reports of abuse coming out of Club Gitmo, and they aren't pretty:

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (AP) A high-calorie diet combined with life in the cell block-almost around the clock in some cases-is making detainees at Guantanamo Bay fat.

Meals totaling a whopping 4,200 calories per day are brought to their cells, well above the 2,000 to 3,000 calories recommended for weight maintenance by U.S. government dietary guidelines. And some inmates are eating everything on the menu.

One detainee has almost doubled in weight, to 410 pounds, said Navy Cmdr. Robert Durand, spokesman for the detention facilities at Guantanamo, a U.S. Navy station in southeast Cuba.

The good news is that fat Islamic nutjobs equal lazy Islamic nutjobs, meaning that they might be too slothful to even bother to pick up a weapon and shoot someone's face off. The bad news is that if they ever get up enough energy to strap a bomb to their dumpy body, the collateral damage will be icky and disgusting.

As long as they die, I suppose.

Getting a fattie for Allah (pbuh)