David Beckham is not ugly yet

Apparently, David Beckham is starting to suck:

Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon says former England captain David Beckham will retire in two years.

The midfielder is currently engaged in contract negotiations with the Spanish giants with his current deal due to expire next summer.

[..] The club's sports director Predrag Mijatovic said he was confident the talks will tie Beckham to Madrid until he is 34.

[..] Beckham will be free to negotiate with other clubs if he hasn't renewed by January. Mijatovic also responded to reports that Beckham is demanding a rise in his share of image rights from 50 percent to 80 percent.

"But who is talking about paying him more? Perhaps he will stay and earn less," Mijatovic said.

He might be losing his ability to kick in the shins of his opponents on the soccer field, but until his prolactin, estradiol and aromatase levels increase and his retina detaches, he remains a hot piece of male flesh.

I, Lisa, a multicultural resident of Mitchieville and Fogtown, and founding member of *BITCH*, continue to fight the sexist imbalance perpetrated by the Mayor of Mitchieville