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Monday, October 30, 2006

Angelina Jolie is an Indian Giver

Not long after donating 1.5 million to a Cambodian non-profit group, Angelina Jolie has decided to withdraw the aid:
The money for Jolie's project dubbed the "Maddox Jolie Project" in honor of the son she adopted from Cambodia is to create programs for villagers dwelling in the forest, so they can rely less on logging to make a living.

"I am accusing her of violating the agreement under which she agreed to provide funds to CVD," Mounh Sarath said. "The more than $1 million she has promised has never arrived."

He said Jolie cut off funding and ended cooperation with his group in December last year without explanation. He and his staff have also been barred from using the project's facilities, which Jolie's lawyers have claimed is her private property, he said.
Baby snatchers are notoriously bad at paying off their debts, that's a fact.

Take a look at Madonna's case, for instance. She recently stole a black baby from Africa (for spare parts) and smuggled it to England. Madonna also promised tens of millions of dollars for charity work throughout the country. There is no doubt in my mind that within a few years, Madonna will have Malawi carpet-bombed simply to relieve her from having to pay back a few shekels of debt.

Angelina is no different. Have a look at this quote from one of her dozens of lawyers:
Jolie's lawyer, Sam Borana, confirmed that the actress has stopped providing funds to CVD, and said the project will become an independent non-governmental organization.

He said the controversy was the result of a misunderstanding on the part of Mounh Sarath.

"This is not about violation of the agreement. Ms Angelina Jolie just exercised her right to decide to stop giving the money," he said.
I'm not sure how Angelina's lawyer finds that this is some sort of *misunderstanding*, this seems exactly like what Mounh Sarath had to say. Mounh said, "I am accusing her of violating the agreement under which she agreed to provide funds to CVD," Mounh Sarath said. "The more than $1 million she has promised has never arrived.

And isn't that EXACTLY what Angelina fucking Jolie did? Yes, Mr. Mayor, that's EXACTLY what Angelina fucking Jolie did.

No soup for you!

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