Economic Development Strategy for Rural Ontario

My opponents have said nothing.

Fenris Badwulf has a whole big bargain bucket of leadership for disposal.

The single most important thing on the planet right now is a broad spectrum earth friendly Economic Development Strategy for Rural Ontario.

Not a power or responsibility of Mitchieville. I bring to the table a strong skill set in bureaucratic empire building. Let us put this to use to the betterment of the stakeholders of Mitchieville. I promise to bring thousands of administrative clerical jobs to the middle class woman voter of Mitchieville.

Diversity is our Strength Other cultures embrace different visions of socio-economic giving and relationships. Certainly, forced labor is included, indeed, celebrated in more third world countries than here in the mean and corrupt West. George Bush hates forced labor. Therefore, forced labor is good: good for Mitchieville! Double Plus Good for Ontario! Let us get on the forced labor bandwagon and parade into the future with some fun memories as we embrace this alternate view of value for value exchange of property. Celebrate Giving!

Electro-Shock Theatre. Some people will complain. Some people will demand to keep their own money. Some will protest over state surveillance of their sex lives. And this administration will ignore those people. Instead, we can bring calm, the calm of the pool of tranquility, to our own activist legions by using the now politically correct science of electro-shock. Many health care conditions, such as chronic or trans-fat complaining, can be cured with electro-shock. Hysteria, especially in middle aged women, can have a homeopathic remedy in four thousand volts to the pre-frontal lobes. Just like in Grandmothers day! No more unhappy Granny. Make Granny giggle again. We owe it to them. OHIP will provide; the money-tree will pay!

Using Forced Labor to build Community Housing in Your Community. Everyone benefits from diversity. Road Gangs, Brick Crews, Smelter Serfs, and Entertainment Smurfs all working hard, planting trees, seeding swamps, sorting garbage, and harvesting radio-nuclides. For a better world, without Global Warming, without the denial of vegetarian options at Central State smorgasbords.

These are the two legs of my platform table.

Economic Development Strategy for Rural Ontario, and You in the Sunset Together.

I, Fenris Badwulf, shared these leadership thoughts with You, The Voter.